Windfall amidst a World of Calculations

I have a driver's permit.

Yes, I can drive now. Surprised? Yes? I am as well. My mother and I went to this driving office thing with no idea what to accomplish. We just went there to settle a few papers and then the next thing I knew, the staff redirected me to a testroom to take the driving written test. I passed. Wonderful. Lovely. I never expected this. I didn't study AT ALL! What in the hell is that?!?!

I am now on my way to practicing this art that is maneuvering this metallic subject labeled as "the car." Wow. I have to go to this driving school for five hours. Thereafter, I have to take the practical test. I heard the parallel parking was a killer.

Anyway, this is totally unexpected. It just indulged my mentally-inclined ego a hundred folds. Jesus. There ARE divine forces at work here.

What else can I say? That's me. I celebrated my unprecedented success with red wine and a couple of brown ale from England. How lofty.

Wish me luck in the road test, folks.